I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
