the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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