He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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