so that wasnt chicken after all
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You don't make any sense
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