I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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