Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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