Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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two words...techno handjob
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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