What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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