This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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