I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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