Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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