he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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