so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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