you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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