I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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