what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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