I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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