I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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