She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
this is an emotional support booty call
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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