I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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