I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
