just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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