If i could tip my vagina, i would.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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