I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
did i just pee glitter
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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