Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
After tacos, we're chasing women.