Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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