Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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