even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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