Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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