it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's blow job season.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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