im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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