okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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