check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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