It's Friday. Sex?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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