So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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