Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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