I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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