dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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