He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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