I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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