I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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