youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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