hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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