i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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