sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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