Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you win again, gameday.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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