i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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