She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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