he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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