we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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