Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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