I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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