Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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