Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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