What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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