you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just puked most of my soul out..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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