Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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